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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car."

"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."

"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."

"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"

"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."

"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."

"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."