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Joke of the Day
"If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule"
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"How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!"
"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"
"Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string."
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."
"Everytime I hold someone's baby, I whisper ""You aint shit"" into their ear. Just to bring their huge baby-ego back down to Earth."
"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."
"My mom caught me smoking weed. She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper."