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Joke of the Day

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

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"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."
"I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. ""Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."""
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""
"Cells multiply by dividing."
"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"
"What do horny terrorists in airplanes do? High jack."
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