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Joke of the Day
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we going to get through this shit"
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"What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster came first."
"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."
"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"
"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."
"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm clock, I yelled fuck and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex"