198420

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."

"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."

"What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?"

"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"

"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"

"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""

"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"

"I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by."