198420

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."

"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"

"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."

"I was paper-thin as a kid. So I got ripped."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"

"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"