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Joke of the Day

"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."

"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."

"Damn girl I like the way you constantly change your profile pic to the one good picture of you from 2008."

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? The Pilot.... you racist fucks"

"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"