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Joke of the Day
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
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"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."
"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"
"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!!"
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"I just clogged a urinal?"
"Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover."