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Joke of the Day

"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""

"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"

"Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."

"How do you stretch your back? ""I don't know."" **shrugs*"

"What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."

"I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia."

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."