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"*illegally downloads a social life*"
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"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"
"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"
"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."
"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."
"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""
"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"
"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."