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"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
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"50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies."
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
"""Billie Jean"" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean"
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."
"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."
"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."