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Joke of the Day
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
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"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."
"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."
"My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday."
"Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card. I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW"
"I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family She believes I'll amount to nothing as well."
"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"
"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"
"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."
"Welcome to heaven, here is your harp. Welcome to hell, here is your accordion."