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Joke of the Day
"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"
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"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""
"When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said."
"My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him tonight. I've covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait."
"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"
"According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today"
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"