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Joke of the Day

"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."

"A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short."""

"Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer."

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets"

"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."

"A blonde joke"

"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"

"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."