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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."

"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. My life is one big joke"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."

"What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile."

"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."