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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."
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"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."
"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."
"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""
"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"
"Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended."
"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."
"An Irshman leaves a bar."