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Joke of the Day

"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"

"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"What's the difference between a racist joke and a sexist joke? Racist jokes are offensive."

"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."

"Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left him."

"ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One."

"I wish I was born in a year ending in zero so it'd be easier to remember how old I am. Thanks for following."

"I asked God for a bike,... I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"