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Joke of the Day

"Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw. ^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."

"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"

"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."

"FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim"

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can't even get up fast because the cat is on you."

"My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free."

"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""

"apparently, Twilight is ""so popular"" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire."