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Joke of the Day
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
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"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"
"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"
"When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes."
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."
"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""
"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"