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Joke of the Day
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
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"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"
"What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea? You're running but don't know where to."
"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"
"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"""Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"" ""Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won""."