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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."

"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."

"So today I finally got my license... to krill!"

"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"

"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."