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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."

"""This is your captain speaking"" ""AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."""

"Car Talk So a transmission asks an engine, ""Yo Engine, hows things with you today?"" and the engine replies ""Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."""

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."

"How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them"

"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"

"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."

"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."