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Joke of the Day
"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
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"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."
"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""
"What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"
"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""
"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"
"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"
"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."
"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."