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Joke of the Day
"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."
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"No matter if you are a man or a woman Taking off a bra is usually a pretty awesome event."
"I got chased by two Canadian geese today. I know they were Canadian because when they realized I was genuinely scared, they apologized."
"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's..."
"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."
"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."
"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure."
"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."