42550
Joke of the Day
"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."
Next Joke
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."
"I dance like people wish they weren't watching."
"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."
"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"
"Why does carpet never make a sound? It's the world's quietest pervert."
"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."
"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"
"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."