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Joke of the Day

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."

"How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."

"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."

"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."

"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."

"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."

"6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter."