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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."

"Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue."

"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."

"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"

"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."