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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
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"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."
"Telling people my costume is Obama's birth certificate. If they say I have no costume, I fucking explain the facts to that racist fuckbag."
"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"
"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"
"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."