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Joke of the Day
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."
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"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."
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"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"
"Are you a Popsicle stand? ...Because I kind of want to blow you"
"I bought shampoo for ""badly behaved"" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies."
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble just the answers!"