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Joke of the Day

"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"

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"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"
"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"[bald eagles exchanging gifts] *holds out gift* You didn't get me a toupee again, did you? -Uhh... *slowly pulls gift back*"
"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."
"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"
"What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)"
"Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall"
"What do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, cinco."