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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"
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"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."
"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."
"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."
"You know how drinks always mention ""Please drink responsibly"" ? ... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions ""Please jerk responsibly"""
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"[waking up as an adult] What a beautiful day. I wonder what parts of my body will hurt today"
"Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package."
"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."
"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."