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Joke of the Day

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"

"Did you hear the one about the church that burned down? Holy Smokes!"

"Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork."

"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"

"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."

"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"

"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"

"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."