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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer either way."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down"

"FRIEND: Don is flying in tomorrow ME: My cousin Don or Amazing Hearing Don? [I get a text] Amazing Hearing Don"

"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."

"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."

"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"

"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."

"I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA"

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."