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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA"
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"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."
"A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament"
"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."
"My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler."
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."
"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"
"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"
"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."
"When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track."