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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"

"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."

"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !"

"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."

"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."

"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"

"What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig? A French pig goes, ""Oui! Oui! Oui!"" all the way home."

"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."