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Joke of the Day
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
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"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."
"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."
"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."
"They called it Twitter because Everybody Poops was taken."
"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."
"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"
"I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese."
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"
"""Hey dude, have you ever considered being a comedian?"" Yes but everyone laughed at me."