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Joke of the Day

"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."

"The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."

"Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus."

"Facilitator: Any questions about the sexual harrassment course before we start? *raises hand* Me: Is ""harass"" one word or two? F: Me: Thx"

"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."

"What was Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft"