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Joke of the Day
"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."
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"More like March Sadness."
"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."
"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"
"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"
"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""
"""Why are you studying your Easter candy?"" ""I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"""
"A fondue party... But instead of bread, it's more cheese. And instead of people, it's even more cheese."
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."