167152

Joke of the Day

"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."

"Why should you never have sex in an Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family."

"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"

"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."

"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"

"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"

"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."

"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"

"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"

"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."