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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"

"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."

"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"

"Please. Stop. Tweeting. Stop. Like. Stop.This.Stop. It. Stop. Looks.stop.Like.stop A stop.Telegram.stop so. Stop. Please. Stop!"

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""