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Joke of the Day

"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."

"Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body? Because it was already attendin'."

"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"

"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"Teach a man to build a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for a lifetime."

"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."