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Joke of the Day
"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."
Next Joke
"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""
"What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? Urine angel."
"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
"""Oh, just a scotch."" The bartender says, ""what can I get for you?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"
"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"
"I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool my children swim in, but margaritas."
"Sequel series to House M.D. announced Its confirmed name is ""Full House"""