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Joke of the Day

"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."

"So a DBA walks into a NOSQL bar... but immediately leaves because he couldn't find a table"

"You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can ""go to hell!"" Make up your mind already."

"What's the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family"

"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips."

"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"