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Joke of the Day
"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."
Next Joke
"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"
"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"
"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"
"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."
"What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars."
"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""
"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."