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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."
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"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""
"I was worried because I heard a beep and didn't know if it was my cell, iPod, Wii, Skype, Facebook, email, Twitter or TV. Thank God it was just the fire alarm."
"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"
"What size clothes do fortune tellers wear? Medium."