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"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."
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"About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game... I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday."
"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"
"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"
"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."
"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."""
"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple... ...names were Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world; 1. People who like math A. People who hate math 3. People who really don't understand math"