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Joke of the Day
"You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can ""go to hell!"" Make up your mind already."
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"A friend told me to try Viagra, he said it'll make me feel like James Bond. I don't know about that but I can defiantly feel my Rodger Moore."
"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"
"Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded."
"""Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."" I said ""sure"", then proceeded to put the cat down."
"a man comes into a bar... or was it a horse? yeah i think it was a horse. so a man comes into a horse...."
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves."
"""I'm wet and have crabs."" That's what sea said."
"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."