166893
Joke of the Day
"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"
Next Joke
"What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee."
"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"
"What do you call a gay fascist leader? A Dicktaker"
"Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book. Edit: sorry for the typo."
"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
"I think the best thing about being a house wife is that you would get to be married to a house!"
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."