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Joke of the Day

"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"Riding a motorcycle is like having sex without a condom. It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad."

"Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts."

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"The greatest joke of all time... Android."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""

"I used to joke that someday a person's tweets would be held against them as they ran for President but now there's Trump so I guess not."

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"