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Joke of the Day

"Riding a motorcycle is like having sex without a condom. It does feel great at the time, but if you make a mistake it's really really bad."

"Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly"

"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""

"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."

"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"

"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody."

"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."