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Joke of the Day

"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."

"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."

"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."

"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."

"WAITER: How is everything? ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt"

"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."

"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"