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Joke of the Day
"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""
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"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""
"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"
"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"