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Joke of the Day

"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"

"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"

"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."

"If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys she's a slut. If I do the same thing then I'm gay"

"My iPhone's device name is ""Titanic"". It's syncing."

"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"

"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"

"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."