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Joke of the Day

"The very first thing my 3yo daughter said to me this morning was ""I know how to start a fire!"" so nothing you guys say today can scare me."

"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."

"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."

"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."

"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"