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Joke of the Day
"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."
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"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."
"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."
"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."
"A nurse reaches into her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Ugh, some asshole has my pen"", she thought."
"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""
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"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."