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Joke of the Day

"Man calls home before leaving the office, asks his wife to slide down the banister. To get his dinner warmed up."

"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"

"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."

"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."

"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."